Would there be interest in a pegging fic battle one weekend?

Just, you know. Out of curiosity.

So this series -- TowerLon -- is so incredibly self-indulgent anyway that I might as well just go all the way and make it something that will totally force me to stop judging myself so harshly. Namely, an all-pr0n series.

First bit forthcoming. The table is from 50kinkyways, though I haven't officially signed up there.

(...yet.)


( A little background on the series. )


( The table. )

Title: Flat and immense (and the heat is intense)
Author: Museum T. Win
Fandom: Aladdin (yes, the Disney movie)
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Non-Con/Dubious-Con. Aladdin/Jasmine, Aladdin/Jafar, implied Jasmine/Jafar.
Disclaimer: I'm sure Disney wants no part of what I'm doing here, but it's theirs, not mine.

( Mostly it's just boring down in the dungeons. )

Title: Stood and Fell
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Notes: Buffy/Giles. Just post-"Prophecy Girl". Title and summary from Kate Rusby's "The Lark".
Disclaimer: Totally Joss's, not mine.

( there I was waiting for all love brings/there I stood and there I fell/out in the field that I knew well )

Title: Grief (the youngest of the three)
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Fandom: RPF (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Disclaimer: So very totally not real. Never happened, and the odds that it ever will happen < .001%.
Pairing: Anna Popplewell/Liam Neeson, Anna/Liam/William Moseley implied.
Notes: My (slightly delayed) contribution to viola_dreamwalk's Behind Every Good Woman Rare Het challenge. Post-apocalyptic AU. Title from Rainer Maria Rilke's "Sonnets to Orpheus VIII".

( You can see, around her motionless shoulders, a feeling/dawns -- we sense more and more that [Grief] is the youngest... )

Title: No
Rating: Teen/Adult
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit is being made, Joss's, &c.
Notes: Faith/Buffy, circa S3.

( They've just taken out a nest of vamps when Faith kind of attacks her. With her mouth. )

Title: Out in the Field
Author: Museum T. Win
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: Teen/Adult
Disclaimer: Not mine, Rowling's, and all that jazz.
Notes: Ginny/Luna

( Mum will be furious when they come back home; it's not safe to go wandering very far, especially not for blood traitors like the Weasleys. )

Title: Your Mum Thingy
Author: Museum T. Win (museumwindows)
Rating: Adult
Fandom: Narnia RPF
Disclaimer: Never, never happened.
Notes: William Moseley/Anna Popplewell.

( They only meet Liam a couple of times during the actual course of filming, and those because Andrew wants them all to meet. )

Title: Drifting
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Fandom: BtVS/Firefly
Notes: Buffy/Jayne. PWP.
Disclaimer: Entirely Whedon's.

( Captain ain't gonna like that he's sleeping with Buffy. )

Title: Pure Serene
Author: Museum T. Win
Fandom: BtVS/Star Wars (prequel trilogy)
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: *cracks up* Um, duh. Not mine.
Notes: AU. Buffy/Qui-Gon, with overall implications of Buffy/Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan.

( Today, they're going working on breathing. )

Title: Training is a Life-Long Business
Author: Museum T. Win
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: Adult
Notes: Buffy/Kennedy; post-Chosen.

( Kennedy wakes Buffy up. Buffy gets revenge. Very SEXY revenge. )

Title: Pain au chocolat and things more and less pleasant
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Fandom: National Treasure
Disclaimer: Oh, Bruckheimer, you magnificent bastard you. They are completely yours, and they would not be half so fun if they weren't.
Notes: Ben/Abigail, Ben/Abigail/Ian

( They should have just called room service for the stupid pastries. )

Title: So Sayeth Death The World Is Mine
Author: Museum T. Win
Fandom: The X-Files
Rating: Adult
Notes: Mulder/Scully/Krycek. Vampire AU.
Disclaimer: Oh, Chris Carter, you wacky surfer man you.

( It's been raining all day. )

Title: Season of Spring Comes On
Author: Museum T. Win
Fandom: BtVS/Troy RPF
Rating: General/Teen
Disclaimer: Obviously, this is totally not real. The Buffyverse is entirely the properly of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy.
Notes: Buffy/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean. Also, implied recreational drug use by Dawn+Brad-n-Jen, mostly in the form of stoned phone calls and munchies.

( They were just in Malta for the sun. )

Title: Baby Watch
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Fandom: LotRPF.
Disclaimer: Utterly and completely fiction.
Notes: SB/EW/OB. Shameless PWP; entirely marythefan's fault.

( It's kind of a 'jump'/'how high' thing, and that's what makes it so hot. )

Title: Out of Winter, and Twilight, and Storms
Author: Museum T. Win
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: So totally not mine.
Notes: Aragorn/Boromir/Arwen. AU.

( Aragorn had sent him back to Lorien, with orders that brooked no argument, and told him to follow later. )

Title: Dreams
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Disclaimer: So very not mine.
Notes: Aragorn/Boromir, implied/dream!sex Aragorn/Boromir/Arwen.

( In Lorien, dreams can be more than what they seem. )

Title: Layers
Fandom: LotR
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Appalled though I'm sure the Professor would be at what I do with them, the characters are Tolkien's, not mine.
Notes: Aragorn/Boromir/Arwen, frottage.

( Three people and far too much clothing on the paths of Imladris. )

Title: Four Souls
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Notes: LotRPF. AU; also, a crossover with Pullman's His Dark Materials. Just the 'verse, though. Various combinations.
Disclaimer: If it wasn't obvious from the use of a fictional universe as the setting, this never happened and never will happen.

( Four souls, five stories, one universe. )

Title: Overabundance
Author: Museum T. Win
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Professor, I'm very sorry, but I had to borrow them for it.
Notes: LotR. Aragorn/Boromir/Arwen.

( Too much of a good thing is never enough. )